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Feltzer

Role: Chief Fleece Officer & Server Wrangler

Role: Chief Fleece Officer & Server Wrangler

If you’ve ever wondered who keeps the lights on, the forums polite, and the trivia accurate around here, look no further than Feltzer.

A distant cousin of the Moopets (on his mother’s side), Feltzer has been obsessed with the "Show" since he was just a ball of lint. He spends his days feverishly typing with two fingers, hunting down obscure facts about 1980s TV specials, and ensuring the website doesn't get eaten by digital termites.

When he isn’t optimizing code or moderating the comments section, Feltzer enjoys collecting vintage banjo strings and eating cookies in bed (crumbs are a hazard of the job).

Feltzer’s Philosophy: "Life is like a movie. Write your own ending. Keep believing. Keep pretending. And always back up your hard drive."

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